GRUESOME grew some

by little pharmer

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released December 25, 2014

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little pharmer Powell River, British Columbia

Prepare to be uplifted, and a bit shaken. Little pharmer is a musical collision between industrial agriculture and joyous inspiration. Brilliant lyrics, wild songwriting, fearless energy; this is farm rock, punk rock, and true folk music. You will leave with a song in your heart and dirt under your nails. ... more

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Track Name: Carkissed Carcass
the mind is the life is the engine
the eyes are the windshield, the lights
the insides the belly
the skin is the steel
ignitions good mornin good night
good night

what's mine is the lie is the engine
what's not you can buy even light
the sun is almost as good as my electrical bulbs
but she don't work at night
no she don't work at night

last evening my car kissed a carcass
it was tender and gentle and light
her insides
her belly
her skin on my steel
thanks for the evenin good night
good night
Track Name: P is for Phosphorus
you know, you should take good care of your piss
nobodies aimin, but everyone missed
the most misunderstood of the bodily fluids
If I was your mom, I'd be like, "naw, don't DO it!"
Don't shoo it away in the water supply
that's like pickin and stickin carrots in your eye
that's like prayin for rain with a chem trail
that's like sendin your gramma to jail
c'mon P P P P P is for phosphorus
P P P P P is for phosphorus
P P P P P is for phosphorus
I've got a preposterous hippopotamus hypothesis

check out my store bought-dirt
it's perfect
for my professional vegetable circus
I'm in the church of purchasing minerals
from untouchable industrial criminals
down in the mine,
it's sweet fair trade
your mom gets the shaft and the shaft gets paid
and the shaft is really great at gettin people to buy
whatever he's got in half-decent supply
whatever he can bake into the craziest pie
he can shake it in your breakfast
he can lay it in the SKY!

but what if I sold him a jar of my pee?
and I told him it was magic liquid fertilizer tea?
what if it worked and he wanted some more?
and so I opened up a magic liquid fertilizer store
but I'd rather just teach him how to use the force
then he could tap into his localest fuel scource.

P P P P P is for phosphorus
P P P P P is for phosphorus
P P P P P is for phosphorus
I'm kind of a doctor but I'm kind of the opposite
Track Name: Dear Energy
only the luckiest trees can retire
holdin those beutiful telephone wires
next time you call me remember those trees
swayin in the tireless wireless breeze

****

I am the tireless wireless choir
I have all that you will ever require
now you can die I'll maintain your profile
text me when you reach the AFTERLIFE

****

dear energy, you've been in jail for a while
one day your freedom will be the new style
we'll crack a real technological smile
1,2,3,4,5,6, seven hertz wide
it's always been there it's out there inside you
it's always been there it's out there inside you
it's always been there it's out there inside you
Track Name: Polysorbate 80
POLYSORBATE 80

won't ya please, pass the polysorbate 80,
I'm cravin it
put a little bit of that polysorbate 80
on my pickle baby
I don't want 79,
give me 80, baby, don't say maybe,
poly sorbate 80
preservate me

I know you want it too.
Track Name: little pharmer and the ditch prescription - Horsetails 3.0
horsetails in the ditch
horsetails in the ditch
horsetails in the ditch
horsetails in the ditch

son of a bitch I burnt the food
and made a freakin mess of the pan-

No problem man! nature provides-
look at these here plants you can handle
like a scourin pad, just grab a handlful!

horsetails in the ditch
horsetails I can pick
horsetails I can stick
in a pot of boilin water
make a tea for my daughter
I heard they're good for your skin too-
like you can make a brew and bathe in it
I'm takin a bath with ma nature
ma nature bathin with me...
Track Name: COMPOST
COMPOST

I got the most gross compost on the coast
put it onya toast and it'll grow
go get your boat - I got a moat of it
but don't smoke or it'll blow
monsanto saw my show, they're gonna fold on teusday
WHAT DID YOU SAY?

I said yo, take a whiff o thiss compost
make your veggie grow from a stick into a fencepost
tomato gonna benchpress rainbows
I got the most gross compost - hey yo,
wanna buy some ?
it's not for sale but you can try some
maybe your barn could sleep at my farm
my farms got charming karma
we composted all those corporate farmers

put em on our toast, and then we smoked em
I got a horsefly scarecrow scapegoat

how many years old
is your black gold?
in the right light mine glows
on the right night it could run your volvo
although you should really just ride your bike
even if it takes all day and night
to get to town
and turn around
everything eventually just turns b r o w n.

I use my compost like currency,
I get groceries and the store pays me to leave
but all I ever get is avocados
the rest is best left to just turn into compost

one time I grew a 8 foot dandilion! my compost wasn't even tryin

I got the most gross compost on the coast


yo


yo

yo.
Track Name: berry pickin
underneath that Salmonberry tree
grab on to that high branch
and pull it down for me

I like those orange ones
and red ones
Oh I like those purple ones too
and I like those pink flowers
and green leaves
I even like the sticks in January

I'm gonna pick some
I'm gonna pick some
I'm gonna pick some Salmonberries

but after all the salmon run dry
Huckleberry Finn's gonna take me for a spin
on his thimbleberry boat down the stream
floatin through the forest
pickin all the beans, yeah

but after all the salmon run dry
Huckleberry Finn's gonna take me for a spin
on his thimbleberry boat down the stream
floatin through the forest
waiting for the sweetest
j-j-j-j-juiciest of all
B-B-B-B-Blackberries growin up the walls yeah

I'm gonna pick some
I'm gonna pick some
I'm gonna pick some big Black berries
Track Name: GRO$$ERIES
I don’t buy groceries at this time of year
I prefer foraging wild like some dear
I will buy even less groceries next year
Slowly my grocery bill gonna disappear

Wayoaooooooo