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GRUESOME grew some

by little pharmer

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My latest controversial gardening practice is coming to you live, like a sexy cactus. You're kind of repulsed, and you're kind of attracted, cuz you got that little feeling down inside. You're feeling like everybody's getting just a little bit browner - even Steven Harper's got a compost bin on his counter I would still throw him out if I was Canada's bouncer, but that's not the point I'm trying to make... It's that everybody's getting just a little bit wiser- even gramma knows those corporations are liars. The internet is gushing like a jugular geyser, and my cactus is about to make it's move... Poop is super useful if you deal with it right! We don't deal with it right. We don't deal with it, right? We try as hard as we can, to make it something it's not, and we completely ignore all of the value it's got. My top soil - doesn't need any oil! Even if you powder it and wrap it in foil. Even if your scientists refine it and boil it. Even even if my culture is confused about toilets. MANure is the cure, and I'm sure of it. You're committed otherwise and guys I can completely relate There ain't nothin like the button that takes your problems away But your problem is great! It makes excellent soil, you don't even need science to refine it and boil it, all you need is love! (and a composting toilet) Once upon a time there was a circle of life, but I chopped it in half, with my petroleum knife My petroleum wife - She's controllin my life, she's patrolling at night, Yo, she's stolen the light! But poop is super useful if you deal with it right. We're gonna deal with it right! We're gonna deal with it, right? It might take a couple generations or so, but we're gonna quit takin without givin back, yo.
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the mind is the life is the engine the eyes are the windshield, the lights the insides the belly the skin is the steel ignitions good mornin good night good night what's mine is the lie is the engine what's not you can buy even light the sun is almost as good as my electrical bulbs but she don't work at night no she don't work at night last evening my car kissed a carcass it was tender and gentle and light her insides her belly her skin on my steel thanks for the evenin good night good night
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Shiny Armour 01:48
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you know, you should take good care of your piss nobodies aimin, but everyone missed the most misunderstood of the bodily fluids If I was your mom, I'd be like, "naw, don't DO it!" Don't shoo it away in the water supply that's like pickin and stickin carrots in your eye that's like prayin for rain with a chem trail that's like sendin your gramma to jail c'mon P P P P P is for phosphorus P P P P P is for phosphorus P P P P P is for phosphorus I've got a preposterous hippopotamus hypothesis check out my store bought-dirt it's perfect for my professional vegetable circus I'm in the church of purchasing minerals from untouchable industrial criminals down in the mine, it's sweet fair trade your mom gets the shaft and the shaft gets paid and the shaft is really great at gettin people to buy whatever he's got in half-decent supply whatever he can bake into the craziest pie he can shake it in your breakfast he can lay it in the SKY! but what if I sold him a jar of my pee? and I told him it was magic liquid fertilizer tea? what if it worked and he wanted some more? and so I opened up a magic liquid fertilizer store but I'd rather just teach him how to use the force then he could tap into his localest fuel scource. P P P P P is for phosphorus P P P P P is for phosphorus P P P P P is for phosphorus I'm kind of a doctor but I'm kind of the opposite
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Dear Energy 04:29
only the luckiest trees can retire holdin those beutiful telephone wires next time you call me remember those trees swayin in the tireless wireless breeze **** I am the tireless wireless choir I have all that you will ever require now you can die I'll maintain your profile text me when you reach the AFTERLIFE **** dear energy, you've been in jail for a while one day your freedom will be the new style we'll crack a real technological smile 1,2,3,4,5,6, seven hertz wide it's always been there it's out there inside you it's always been there it's out there inside you it's always been there it's out there inside you
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POLYSORBATE 80 won't ya please, pass the polysorbate 80, I'm cravin it put a little bit of that polysorbate 80 on my pickle baby I don't want 79, give me 80, baby, don't say maybe, poly sorbate 80 preservate me I know you want it too.
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horsetails in the ditch horsetails in the ditch horsetails in the ditch horsetails in the ditch son of a bitch I burnt the food and made a freakin mess of the pan- No problem man! nature provides- look at these here plants you can handle like a scourin pad, just grab a handlful! horsetails in the ditch horsetails I can pick horsetails I can stick in a pot of boilin water make a tea for my daughter I heard they're good for your skin too- like you can make a brew and bathe in it I'm takin a bath with ma nature ma nature bathin with me...
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COMPOST 02:50
COMPOST I got the most gross compost on the coast put it onya toast and it'll grow go get your boat - I got a moat of it but don't smoke or it'll blow monsanto saw my show, they're gonna fold on teusday WHAT DID YOU SAY? I said yo, take a whiff o thiss compost make your veggie grow from a stick into a fencepost tomato gonna benchpress rainbows I got the most gross compost - hey yo, wanna buy some ? it's not for sale but you can try some maybe your barn could sleep at my farm my farms got charming karma we composted all those corporate farmers put em on our toast, and then we smoked em I got a horsefly scarecrow scapegoat how many years old is your black gold? in the right light mine glows on the right night it could run your volvo although you should really just ride your bike even if it takes all day and night to get to town and turn around everything eventually just turns b r o w n. I use my compost like currency, I get groceries and the store pays me to leave but all I ever get is avocados the rest is best left to just turn into compost one time I grew a 8 foot dandilion! my compost wasn't even tryin I got the most gross compost on the coast yo yo yo.
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berry pickin 03:36
underneath that Salmonberry tree grab on to that high branch and pull it down for me I like those orange ones and red ones Oh I like those purple ones too and I like those pink flowers and green leaves I even like the sticks in January I'm gonna pick some I'm gonna pick some I'm gonna pick some Salmonberries but after all the salmon run dry Huckleberry Finn's gonna take me for a spin on his thimbleberry boat down the stream floatin through the forest pickin all the beans, yeah but after all the salmon run dry Huckleberry Finn's gonna take me for a spin on his thimbleberry boat down the stream floatin through the forest waiting for the sweetest j-j-j-j-juiciest of all B-B-B-B-Blackberries growin up the walls yeah I'm gonna pick some I'm gonna pick some I'm gonna pick some big Black berries
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GRO$$ERIES 05:42
I don’t buy groceries at this time of year I prefer foraging wild like some dear I will buy even less groceries next year Slowly my grocery bill gonna disappear Wayoaooooooo

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released December 25, 2014

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little pharmer Powell River, British Columbia

You will leave with a song in your heart and dirt under your nails... a musical collision between industrial agriculture and joyous inspiration. This is farm rock, punk rock, and true folk music.

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