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Stop Sending Apples

by little pharmer

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you wanna talk about food security? how bout a salmon run, for you and me? and fifty thousand of our fellow citizens, and every one of our great great great grand children. Damn, theres a dam. Damn, theres a dam, Damn, I guess we need an alternative meal plan maybe the dam could power our work so we could buy Atlantic Salmon from Pacific entrepreneurs- farmin Atlantic salmon here on the pacific side I seen Pacific Atlantic Salmon with seven eyes I seen em growin together like siamese brides I gave em vaccine, anasthetic and fugicide... Damn, I think I'd rather eat a blown up dam watchin the salmon flowin up back into the land for my great grand children, "now that's power!" you can't measure it in kilowatt hours but you can measure it in generations of well fed people, under the sun How much does cost one electric fish? I got a blocked artery my blood is delicious so pull the plug, pull the rug let the blood flow, what's up, yo? I'm havin salmon for lunch, we got enough, yo to feed a civilization to feed a civilization to feed a civilization to feed a civilization to feed a civilization to feed civilization the taste in your mouth is out of the corporation question the lesson here is that you can't damn my artery and try to sell the pressure to some other part of me without somethin goin wrong on the other side I seen Pacific Atlantic Salmon with seven eyes I seen em growin together like siamese brides I think it's high time we reached a compromise For every damn dam dammin the salmon run you gotta build a ladder and a damn big one give me a fish flavoured stairway to heaven Put down your power flavoured weapon. you wanna talk about food security? how bout a salmon run, for you and me? and fifty thousand of our fellow citizens, and every one of our great great great grand children.
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you know, you should take good care of your piss nobodies aimin, but everyone missed the most misunderstood of the bodily fluids If I was your mom, I'd be like, "naw, don't DO it!" Don't shoo it away in the water supply that's like pickin and stickin carrots in your eye that's like prayin for rain with a chem trail that's like sendin your gramma to jail c'mon, P P P P P is for phosphorus P P P P P is for phosphorus P P P P P is for phosphorus I've got a preposterous hippopotamus hypothesis check out my store bought-dirt it's perfect for my professional vegetable circus I'm in the church of purchasing minerals from untouchable industrial criminals Down in the mine, it's sweet fair trade your mom gets the shaft and the shaft gets paid and the shaft is really great at gettin people to buy whatever he's got in half-decent supply whatever he can bake into the craziest pie he can shake it in your breakfast he can lay it in the SKY! but what if I sold him a jar of my pee? and I told him it was magic liquid fertilizer tea? what if it worked and he wanted some more? and so I opened up a magic liquid fertilizer store but I'd rather just teach him how to use the force then he could tap into his localest fuel scource. P is for phosphorus P is for phosphorus P(ee) is for phosphorus I'm kind of a doctor but I'm kind of the opposite P is for phosphorus pardon me I kinda peed on your shoppin list
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about

Kile and I met up for a little rehearsal at the studio before my set at Diversity Festival, the plan was to have him beatbox for a couple tunes.
Tom happened to be there as well and we played about 3 songs together before we decided it was too good to be not recording. We set up some mics, hit record, and what you hear is what went down. The uke, beatbox, and piano, are all tracked live, and Tom threw down bass after, and a little synth. Needless to say Kile beatboxed for the whole set at Diversity and it was rad.
I feel pretty blessed to know these dudes, and to find myself in a moment where I'm making great music in a great room and it's getting recorded and put out all in one smooth motion. This happened one week ago today. We didn't even mean to make a record.
very stoked.

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released July 29, 2015

Mixed and recorded by Tom Dowding and Cam Twyford
songs, uke, vocals - Cam
beatbox - Kile Ius
piano, bass, synth - Tom

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little pharmer Powell River, British Columbia

You will leave with a song in your heart and dirt under your nails... a musical collision between industrial agriculture and joyous inspiration. This is farm rock, punk rock, and true folk music.

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