p​(​ee) is for phosphorus

from by little pharmer

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you know, you should take good care of your piss
nobodies aimin, but everyone missed
the most misunderstood of the bodily fluids
If I was your mom, I'd be like, "naw, don't DO it!"
Don't shoo it away in the water supply
that's like pickin and stickin carrots in your eye
that's like prayin for rain with a chem trail
that's like sendin your gramma to jail
c'mon, P P P P P is for phosphorus
P P P P P is for phosphorus
P P P P P is for phosphorus
I've got a preposterous hippopotamus hypothesis

check out my store bought-dirt
it's perfect
for my professional vegetable circus
I'm in the church of purchasing minerals
from untouchable industrial criminals
Down in the mine, it's sweet fair trade
your mom gets the shaft
and the shaft gets paid
and the shaft is really great at gettin people to buy
whatever he's got in half-decent supply
whatever he can bake into the craziest pie
he can shake it in your breakfast
he can lay it in the SKY!

but what if I sold him a jar of my pee?
and I told him it was magic liquid fertilizer tea?
what if it worked and he wanted some more?
and so I opened up a magic liquid fertilizer store
but I'd rather just teach him how to use the force
then he could tap into his localest fuel scource.

P is for phosphorus
P is for phosphorus
P(ee) is for phosphorus
I'm kind of a doctor but I'm kind of the opposite

P is for phosphorus
pardon me I kinda peed on your shoppin list


from locallest fuel source, released January 21, 2017



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little pharmer Powell River, British Columbia

Prepare to be uplifted, and a bit shaken. Little pharmer is a musical collision between industrial agriculture and joyous inspiration. Brilliant lyrics, wild songwriting, fearless energy; this is farm rock, punk rock, and true folk music. You will leave with a song in your heart and dirt under your nails. ... more

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