honey comes from a honey bee
syrup comes from a maple tree
sugar comes from gangsters...Gangsters!

If I was a gangster I would be,
the kind that's ever so oh so sweet
I'd kill everyone secretly, tastefully, and sweetly
I'd have a hundred different names,
I'd snort lines of aspertame
I'd hang out with the rich and famous and I'd hang out with you.
I wouldn't use no 9 mil
you'd just need about 9 mils
that's enough to get the children HOOKED baby hooked baby!
hook line and sinker baby
you're hooked up but it ain't your fault
I put sugar in table salt
I put sugar in all the ho-li-days
yup that's right I've got them all
chocolate covered ritual
I pushed aside the pagans with a pocket full of...
Trick or trick or trick or trick or
trick or treat!
Trick or trick or trick or trick or
trick or treat! I can make anything taste sweet
even pulp mill waste.
Trick or trick or trick or trick or
trick or treat!
I'm knockin on your country
but you might not recognize me
It's cuz I'm from the first world
and you're from the third world
girls and boys, gather round,
come meet the new farmer in town
gotta grow this then chop it down
I'll make you rich
I'm just kiddin no I won't
I'm gonna throw you in the moat
it's filled with cocacola, endless debt and probably soldiers
now this land is my land and I am the man.

honey comes from a honey bee
syrup comes from a maple tree
sugar comes from gangsters...Gangsters!